Ghostbusters Trailer #2 Continues to Date-Rape All Those Good Memories You have

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I remember walking into my parents bedroom late one X-Mas eve night…my little footie pajamas swish-swishing on the hardwood floor and hearing what I thought must have been the labored breathing of Santa dragging his sack of goodness across the roof when I looked up from rubbing the visions of sugarplums from my eyes to see the pained expressions of my parents in what was assuredly a wrestling match that undoubtedly no one was winning…sigh. Do you get where I’m going here? The new Ghostbusters is like catching your parents having sex: you knew it was happening, you tried to avoid hearing about it and then bam…its here, in your face, sweating and destroying X-Mas.

You might think I’m exaggerating. You might think that me using terms like “the taste that trailer left in my mouth was worse than the morning after a frat-house kegger full of Rohyphenol and broken dreams” is a little harsh, right? So go ahead, click the link below and watch your dad sing “backdoor man” with his new jugband aptly titled “Your Mom‘s O-Ring”. Fuck me.

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Ash Hamilton is not only the owner of Horror-Fix.com, but also one of its major contributors. A long time horror movie enthusiast, Ash has lent his personality to radio and television and continues to support his favorite genre through his writing and art. He also loves beef jerky and puppies... and low-grade street-quality hallucinogens.

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