“Once in a great while; a motion picture comes along that grips you to your spiritual core, while tantalizing with terror, tormenting with elements of horror, and tranquilizing you with fear. The film in question: Absolute Vow. Viewers will be instantly immersed into a stunning world of surrealism, in glorious two-strip technicolor. A rekindling of the deep faith you once had. It is the latest from Grindhouse Guru, Jared Masters. A true Biblical tragedy. The strange, brutal story of Jephthah’s daughter.
One thousand years before Christ, in an age where pagans ran rampant… Incest and child sacrifices were common place, for false gods that consumed the minds of many wicked men, until the shocking story of a virgin … without a name, made its way into the Holy Canon, and now, fully embellished for the first time, by the Sultan of Sensationalism, Jared Masters.
The strangest story in the Bible is finally fleshed out, into a new kind of cinematic experience, starring Parker Love Bowling and her big sister, Kansas, plus Andy Dick’s daughter, Meg, Michael Madsen’s son, Kal, and the infamous Lloyd Kaufman…. The true tale of a mighty warrior. Will he kill his only daughter?
Absolute Vow has wrapped principal photography, that means the film is guaranteed to wind up on the screen of your home and maybe you’re your local theatre.
This motion picture is a true story, based on the bizarre tale of Jephthah’s daughter, in the Old Testament. It has been called the strangest story in the Bible.
Now, the story is told, and horror fans everywhere will enjoy the shocking cinematic experience over and over again, for this is a timeless tale everyone should see.
This motion picture stars Parker Love Bowling, as the Virgin without a name, with Lloyd Kaufman (The Toxic Avenger), Kansas Bowling (B.C. Butcher), Aki Aleong (Pound of Flesh), Art Roberts (8 Reels of Sewage), Rodney Bingenheimer (Mayor of the Sunset Strip), Dallas Chandler (Ballet of Blood), Marley Uribe (Cupcake), Meg Dick (Roller Junkies), Kalvin Madsen (Now Here), Walter Hochbrueckner (Love Carries), Dannah Hooper, Daphne Fischer (Triangles), Joan Apperson (Roller Junkies), Sierra Renfro (Naxian Prime) Vera Taylor (Boonville Redemption), Geo Sargent (Club Lingerie), Aaron Berjohn (The Cowboy Chronicles), Valiera Feldman, Dawna Lee Heising (After School Massacre) Peter Rodkey, Laura Wight, Troy Alexander, Ned Casual, Taylor Victoria (Hollywood A GoGo) Wendy Pauline McKinney, Alfredo Trueba and Princess Frank. Production assistance by Jole Cold, Peter Rodkey and Elizabeth Zamets. Associate Producers Reese Lester and Seth Metoyer. Written and Directed by Jared Masters.
Be careful what you promise God.”