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Review – The Walking Dead 110

May 20, 2013 in Comics Reviews

Folks might find the latest installment of the insanely popular book a little antepenultimate, BUT the book is ramping up to major events. Kal is still on the fence about his thoughts on The Saviors and represents where most stand in the days before what is surely war. Rick levels with Eugene about the real purpose of the ammunition and the rest of the group follow their leader all the way to the kingdom to meet with the master of P-Funk himself Ezekiel. Ezekiel is really the reveal in this issue as we find a little more out about him… enough to also know he’s looking for a swordfight of another variety with Michonne. Michonne gets called cute, Jesus gets pinched in the gut and Carl somehow still manages to annoy me with less than three lines in the entire book.

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MICHAEL MADSEN, LACEY CHABERT, SCOTT GRIMES AND CLARE KRAMER CAST IN BRIAN A. METCALF’S “THE LOST TREE”

May 20, 2013 in Movie News

Happy Monday, addicts!!! Although the below press release is from last October, looks like Brian Metcalf’s The Lost Tree is ramping up!!! Check out the teaser here and stay tuned for interviews with the film’s creators and stars right here on HorrorFix!!!

Los Angeles, CA – October 30, 2012 – It was announced today that Michael Madsen (“Reservoir Dogs,” “Kill Bill: Vol. 1,” “Kill Bill: Vol. 2”), Lacey Chabert (“Mean Girls,” “Part of Five”), Scott Grimes (“Robin Hood,” “American Dad”) and Clare Kramer (“Bring It On,” “The Rules of Attraction”) will star alongside Thomas Ian Nicholas (“American Pie,” “American Reunion,” “The Rules of Attraction”) in Brian A. Metcalf’s new horror/drama “The Lost Tree.”

Written, directed and produced by Metcalf, “The Lost Tree” is centered around a man, Noah (Nicholas), who is guilt-ridden for the death of his wife, Emma (Kramer). He travels to an isolated cabin in search of peace and isolation. But he soon learns of the dangerous surroundings of the area.

Madsen is set to play the role of John, Noah’s dad. Chabert will play Jenna, Noah’s best friend and coworker while Grimes will be Alan, a real estate agent.

Principal photography is slated to begin next month in Los Angeles. “The Lost Tree” is a Red Compass Media, Inc. production. Producers are Nicholas, Metcalf and Ben Chan.

“We are honored that we’ve been able to assemble this outstanding cast to tell the story of The Lost Tree” says Metcalf and Nicholas.

Michael Madsen received considerable notice after his knife-edged performance as deranged killer “Vince Miller in Kill Me Again” (1989) and then as Susan Sarandon’s rough-edged boyfriend Jimmy in “Thelma & Louise” (1991). Madsen’s big breakthrough role came as the sadistic jewel thief, Mr. Blonde, in Quentin Tarantino’s box office hit “Reservoir Dogs” (1992).

Madsen went on to play foster parent Glen Greenwood in the hit family movie “Free Willy” (1993) before returning to another criminal role as bank robber Rudy Travis in the remake of the Steve McQueen heist flick “The Getaway” (1994), and then back again as Glen Greenwood in “Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home” (1995). In 2003, he teamed up again with Tarantino in both volumes of Tarantino’s magnum martial arts/revenge films “Kill Bill: Vol. 1” (2003) and “Kill Bill: Vol. 2” (2004) as the coldly evil Budd aka “Sidewinder.” Other notable credits include “Donnie Brasco” as Sonny Black alongside Al Pacino and Johnny Depp; “Sin City” opposite Bruce Willis and Clive Owen; “Die Another Day” with Halle Berry; and “Mulholland Falls” alongside Nick Nolte and Melanie Griffith.

Regarded as one of the best young actresses of her generation, Lacey Chabert got her break in a cough syrup commercial, before successfully auditioning for the Broadway production of “Les Miserables,” where she played young Cosette for two years. Since then, she has been on a few television series, notably “Party of Five” (1994), a number of tele-movies like “Gypsy” (1993), and her big screen debut, “Lost in Space” (1998). Chabert is also a voice actor, having been featured in various roles within animated films and TV shows like Nickelodeon’s “The Wild Thornberrys” (1998), “The Spectacular Spider-Man” (2008), “Allen Gregory” (2011) and “Young Justice” (2012).

Scott Grimes is an American actor, voice artist and singer-songwriter. Some of his most prominent roles are his appearances in “ER” as Dr. Archie Morris, “Party of Five” as Will McCorkle,  “Band of Brothers” as Technical Sergeant Donald Malarkey, and the popular animated sitcom “American Dad!” voicing Steve Smith. He is also well known by cult fans for his role as Bradley Brown in the first two “Critters” films.

Clare Kramer is rose to attention as the hard-nosed cheerleader “Courtney “in the blockbuster hit “Bring It On” appearing alongside Kirsten Dunst and Eliza Dushku. Immediately following, Clare was cast in a recurring role as “Glory”, the vain hell-goddess on season 5 of the television hit “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” which gained Kramer additional acclaim as one of Buffy’s most popular adversaries.

Clare has worked in both major studio and independent films, the most notable being Roger Avary’s feature adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis’ “The Rules of Attraction.”  She was also cast in lead roles in “The Skulls III” (2004) and the independent film “Mummy an’ the Armadillo.” She also appeared on television in a few guest appearances on “Sabrina, the Teenage Witch” (1996), “The Random Years” (2002), and “Tru Calling” (2003). She continues to work for both stage and movie roles, most recently with the thriller “Endure.”

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Screambay – Jason Voorhees Custom Lego Minifigure

May 17, 2013 in Exclusives

I’m sort of on a minifigure kick lately seeing what cool things people are able to build out of the leftover legos of ole, and this is no exception. Up for bid is a custom Jason Voorhees Lego minifigure. Complete with hockey mask and weapon, this lil guy is ready to go campin!!! Place your bids and get this pint sized psycho while you still can! Bid Now

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Review – Lords of Salem (2013)

May 12, 2013 in Movie Reviews

Those of you looking for a short review with no personal preface… move along, there’s nothing to see hear. For all others who choose to take a brief walk down memory lane with me, here’s a Werther’s Original and some fruit punch. Thanks for takin a knee and listening to my rant.

In second grade there there was a kid in my class that by all accounts and purposes LOVED outer space. He wore the Nasa logo on bookbag, t-shirt and even lunch box and during any recess you could see him playing with a scale space shuttle, sending its tiny occupants on dangerous life threatening missions in the cold unforgiving confines of space. It was no surprise that when it came time to present a paper to the class on our favorite hobbies that he hastily trotted to the front of the class, scale model and diorama in tow, ready to impart on his peers his wisdom on man’s interplanetary travels. The entire class waited with baited breath to learn about the miracles of space travel as only this boy, apparent prodigy and budding astrophysicist, could. What followed was the most incoherent, pointless, yet enthusiastic display of one boy’s passion gone wrong. Sure, he loved space, but how this kid could make it through his bedroom without a helmet, tetanus shot and gps was beyond me. As impassioned as he was, he still ate the orange before peeling it and a classroom full of students found themselves horribly disillusioned to the fact that the clothes do not make the man and Nasa shirt or no, this little boy was a disorder away from riding the short bus.

This might seem a little harsh…ok…maybe even a tad prickish, BUT what it amounts to is that I am tired of giving Rob Zombie a get out of jail free card. For a guy who talks the talk, the horror world has been collectively waiting for him to “walk the walk” and give us a kick ass horror film. Instead, Zombie eagerly skips to the podium, copy of Famous Monsters of Filmland in one hand Aurora model kit in the other and slobbers out a barely coherent, ” I like werewolves.” We know Zombie has done his homework. He is an articulate, well spoken guy that loves an industry that he has strove to become an icon of. Zombie, to many, is a walking billboard of the super-fan. He loves horror. It shows in everything he does, everything he wears and even the tattoos that he sports. He is LIVING THE DREAM. It is difficult then to near the end of Lords of Salem with a yawn and tilted head, complete with quizzical expression and maybe a little bit of indigestion.

House of 1000 Corpses showed Zombies eagerness to create a mythology. I was a rough around the edges urban legend that as much as it felt like a freshman effort, was still a brutal good time wrapped in neon. It was goofy, a little silly and sometimes too self important where it shouldn’t be, but it had just enough pinache for a repeat reviewing. The Devil’s Rejects as a follow up represented a more mature sophomore effort that caused many reviewers to recognize Zombie as a filmmaker. Though more of an exploitation film than traditional horror vehicle, it represented a more refined and focused Zombie. It is easily Zombie’s best effort and left a lot of us hopeful for his return. Sigh. Zombie’s Halloween films represent a misguided effort that should I truly want to dissect would leave me more than a little winded. The core of Halloween is an evil that simply has taken shape, wrought of hate, malice and brutality and leaves the audience wondering if Myers is devil , demon or just our darkest corner of humanity, sprung from our nightmares. It is NOT an examination of nature vs. nurture, which Zombie’s interpretation kept beating us over the head with. Which, brings us to Lords of Salem.

ords-of-Salem-2012-Movie-Image-2-600x321Sheri Moon Zombie plays Heidi Hawthorne, one of a trio of celebrated Salem, MA radio DJs dealing with life after addiction. Closing in on the Halloween holiday the station receives an enigmatic vinyl record by a group calling themselves The Lords. The song, when played over the airwaves disorients the fairer sex and soon Hawthorne finds herself part of a centuries old plot involving black magic, revenge and Bruce Davison. We get glimpses of a couple of genre veterans along the way (the lovely Barbara Campton, whose airtime was considerably cut, Dee Stone and a few others) as we are brought along Hawthorne’s decent to quickly become a vessel for the devil. Although all of this sounds intriguing enough (hell, it worked in Rosemary’s Baby right?) we just don’t get to linger enough with any of the characters to really care about the events as they unfold. Sheri Zombie is a capable enough actress but her character is so difficult to relate to that we don’t feel the danger here. THAT is one of the major missteps at the heart of Lords’ failure. With a slow burner like Lords we really need to feel our heroine’s pain, her confusion and ultimately her fear. We just aren’t brought close enough to her to allow us the opportunity. SO she is a late 30’s (Zombie actually being 42, but who’s counting) hip, socially unapproachable lass with a cool job, an out of this world apartment and a wardrobe that falls somewhere between 70’s sex kitten and Tim Burton stop motion. Yeah, you know… everybody’s sister, best friend and girl next door. Most of the time I just felt like I was watching that cute girl in my industrial sculpture class who touted herself as a woman of the world until you struck up a conversation with her and found out that she was as vapid as Tyra Bank’s high school journal: “Dear Diary- I know I’m pretty but… sniff sniff.. sometimes I just don’t feel.. you know… pretty”.

Davison always shines as the researcher come curious protagonist, but his part is cut short just before he’s allowed to become interesting, which is the other misstep that ultimately proves to be Lord’s undoing aside from its lack of character development. The audience is left with the feeling that all the interesting parts are somehow happening off-camera. A trio of witches seek to influence and corrupt Heidi, but their mechanisms or the origin of their dark alliances are never truly embellished. The female citizens of Salem are also affected by this evil, yet we are rarely shown the gravity of it, even in the periphery. Hawthorne’s addiction seems to be the crack in the veneer that lets the horror take seed, yet we are barely treated to the depths of her prior depravity. Nothing seems to have any real weight in Zombie’s Salem and that brings me to my lil whiny boy, “look at where I take my vacations” and “he just doesn’t seem to get it, man” criticism.

I used to spend my Halloweens in Salem. It is truly the Mardi Gras of Halloween and every crack, sidewalk and brick of the city oozes atmosphere. SO much, in fact, that is difficult to forget where you are. Around the holiday it is part street fair, part carnival, part hall of mirrors and part parody of what started it all, BUT it is all VERY Salem. Its almost as if Zombie loved the title, yet couldn’t quite fit it into his shooting schedule to pull any exterior shots that create the illusion that we are actually there. Witchyness aside, this easily could have been called The Lords of Portland. Yeah, I’m serious.

What all of this does is take away from the fact this is easily Zombie’s most well crafted and aesthetically pleasing film to date. It shows a deftness of filmmaking that is so undermined by the film’s overall mediocrity that we miss some truly beautiful cinematography by Brendan Trost, a haunting score by John 5 and a restraint in Zombie’s direction that finally show’s the artist sense of placement and pacing. Finally, it is this mediocrity that cripples the film, turning some of its more memorable images against themselves, leaving us with little more than middle of the road fare that searches for, but quite never finds its identity.

 

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Interview – Parasylum Author Robbie Thomas

April 23, 2013 in Interview

We catch up with Horror Writer Robbie Thomas to talk about Paraslum, Manteno Asylum and whole lotta paranormal!!! Click below to hear the full interview!

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(AIFF) 2013 Imagine Festival Review Roundup

April 18, 2013 in Blogs, Chandler Bullock, Exclusives, Movie Reviews, Movies, Uncategorized

imagine2013_poster1_webThe past week has been a very immersive and exciting experience in Amsterdam. Film fans, producers, directors, and journalists have all gathered in the confines of Amsterdam’s EYE Film Museum to celebrate and critique an array of films from the “fantastic film” genres (fantasy, sci-fi, horror, anime, etc.). In my previous article concerning Neil Jordan‘s Byzantium I promised you guys regular updates throughout the festival. Well, that didn’t culminate the way I had hoped (commuting back and forth from A’dam is surprisingly time consuming), but fear not–I have an oodle of reviews ready for you guys! I’ll give you the low down on my experience and cap off every day I sat in the EYE’s various screening rooms with a short review (with score) for each film I saw that day. If you’re ready for a super-sized helping of my experience at the Imagine Festival, buckle up because it’s going to be a fast and bumpy ride.

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

As mentioned before, I started my journey last Tuesday. I was lucky enough to score a spot in a masterclass and Q&A session with Neil Jordan and a screening of Byzantium directly following that. However, my day didn’t end there. Following Byzantium, the day was still young and I had two more films to go: Excision and Jurassic Park 3D. Technically the day ended up being a day of films I had already seen before, but for Excision it was my first time catching it in a cinema and for Jurassic Park it was the first time I had seen it in a cinema since 1993. How did they stack up on the big screen?

Excision-2012-Movie-DVD-CExcision (2012)

Excision is a quirky and stomach churning film directed by Richard Bates Jr. and starring: AnnaLynne McCord, Traci Lords, Ariel Winter, and Roger BartExcision‘s story is a “coming of age” tale concerning the dysfunctional family and school life of teenager Pauline (AnnaLynne McCord). Pauline isn’t like most girls her age. She doesn’t like to dress up and go on dates. Instead she studies to be a surgeon in the hopes of healing people like her sister, Grace (Ariel Winter), who suffers from cystic fibrosis. Oh and she has continuous wet dreams about self mutilation, sex while menstruating, and other things so vile you’ll need to see them for yourself. Pauline’s brash and oddball behavior gets under the skin of her mother, Phyllis (Traci Lords), which causes much tension and hilarity at home. Bates Jr. has concocted a very surreal, silly, and confronting film. The real horror of the film comes from Pauline’s twisted daydreams and culminates in a very real and very disturbing climax. The cast is solid all around, but this is certainly AnnaLynne McCord and Traci Lords’ show. McCord’s performance as the troubled teen is both off-the-wall and believable, while Traci Lord’s depiction of a prissy and proper mother at odds with her strange spawn is the film’s most powerful driving force. In fact, Lords’ performance got her the Best Actress award from 2012’s Fright Meter Awards. Unfortunately, despite some pretty solid performances throughout, the film’s slow burn and quirky tone take you out of the tension at points. Thus, when the blood starts flying it’s almost out of place within the film’s world. It’s only through the sporadic fantasies of Pauline that we are reminded of the darkness this film is trying to showcase. Take a bit of American Beauty, a smidge of The Addams Family & smother it all in blood, and you have Excision.

3/5

jurassic-park-3d-posterJurassic Park 3D (1993/2013)

I’m going to keep this one nice and short. We know the film. We either loved it or couldn’t be bothered. Chances are: you love it. I know I sure did, and I still do. Thus, let us push aside the general aesthetics of this one and get to the question on everyone’s mind: what about the 3D? The 3D conversion presented in Jurassic Park 3D is quite admirable. For a post converted film you would almost think that some sequences were created with the medium in mind. Characters waltz throughout the various environments presented in the film as if the depth shown is the true field of depth they experienced on set. Interestingly enough the 3D actually manages to help the film’s primitive examples of CGI feel current and keeps them from being outdated. I need to note here that nothing except for the 3D conversion has been altered in the film. Graphics were not upgraded, colors weren’t enhanced, there wasn’t even an HD presentation of the film. This is exactly as we remember it from 1993, but with added layers of depth. So, when a stampede of dinos comes running at our characters, we are no longer thinking “that must have been a huge green screen they have behind them”. Instead we’re thinking “wow look how close things are to them…run!” The depth really added to some scenes, making it clear just how close the characters are in scale to particular dinos. There’s even one instance that managed to utilize the 3D effect to its optimum use (see it for yourself…you’ll find it). All in all, was it necessary? Of course not. Jurassic Park was and is a classic example of good and exciting film making. Did it benefit from the 3D? Yes it did. Jurassic Park 3D is a wonderful example of how post conversions could and should work in the future.

Film: 4.5/5–Conversion: 4/5

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

The next day of my little adventure was sadly a rather short one. Unfortunately, day-to-day responsibilities kept me from heading to the Big A until later in the evening. I managed to get one film in before heading home for more day-to-day responsibilities on Thursday. A good friend of mine had decided to hook me up with a belated birthday treat in the form of a ticket to catch Don Coscareli’s John Dies at the End! And what a treat it was!

john-dies-at-the-end-posterJohn Dies at the End (2012)

John Dies at the End is the brainchild of internet madman and Cracked senior editor, David Wong (the pseudonym of comedy writer, Jason Pargin), whose novel has been painstakingly adapted for screen by the film’s director, Don Coscareli himself. If you’ve read the book, you’ll be aware of the logistical nightmare that would be adapting its narrative to fit an under 2 hour film screenplay. However, Coscareli did a commendable job in managing to pull off a fairly accurate (if a somewhat diluted  version of the novel on screen. Meticulous care was put into adapting JDatE, which shows in how Coscareli kept pretty much 80% of the dialogue and narration verbatim from the book. I won’t outline the plot here (it’s too extensive and should frankly never be spoiled), but I will say that Wong’s novel is a complicated collection of scenarios that culminate into a greater whole. This was clearly the biggest–and most painful–hurdle to jump when putting the story to screen. Much of my favorite sequences were cut to allow a more coherent viewing experience and to fit the standard time frame of around 90 minutes. That said, nothing was truly lost in making a quality presentation of John Dies at the End. Fans of the book will have to lick their wounds due to omissions, but those who have never read the book are still presented with a wacky, crazy, and fun experience that celebrates the book’s tone well. Chase Williamson’s performance as David Wong himself is a brilliant driving force as “straight man” in a world of “What The Fuck?”. It was a bold undertaking, but due to some very evident TLC (no, not the singers) Don Coscareli managed to put together a film adaptation that seemed as impossible as the world it presents.

3.5/5

Friday, April 12, 2013

You may have noticed that I’ve skipped over Thursday. sadly I was unable to attend the festival on Thursday due to some home-side obligations that filled up my schedule. No matter, most of the films I was pumped to see on Thursday also came back later in the festival. On Friday I got myself a fairly early start and managed to catch three films: My Amityville HorrorThe Tall Man, and a special screening of Warm Bodies with leading actor Nicholas Hoult there for a post-film Q&A. The day was certainly a mixed bag with my expectations being shattered by just about every film I saw…for good and bad. Read on for the down-low.

mahMy Amityville Horror (2012)

Contrary to how it may sound, My Amityville Horror is not yet another sequel to or remake of the 1979 classic film based on the Lutz family’s experience in Amityville, New York. Instead this is a documentary by Eric Walter that showcases one of the angles of the infamous story that has gone unheard until now: the angle of Danny Lutz. Danny Lutz is the eldest child of the Lutz family and has been harboring his deep traumas concerning the Amityville haunting for close to 35 years. As a grown man, he has finally decided to step in front of the cameras and present his side of the story. Unfortunately, I found it very difficult to be on any side that Danny Lutz was on. He has developed into a gruff, dramatic, and (frankly) unsympathetic individual. His approach to the story is both aggressive and showy…two things I am very allergic of in people. The way in which he recounts the events of the Amityville haunting manages to be more over-the-top and showy than even George and Kathy Lutz themselves had presented. Furthermore, the film adds very little to the Amityville mythos apart from Danny’s deep seeded hatred of George and his troubles as a developing boy at the time of the occurrences  Any mention of the hauntings seem to come straight out of either the book or film versions of the story, but with the added anger and harsh language of Danny Lutz. I will say that despite sadly showcasing a very dislikable individual, Eric Walter has crafted a rather impressive documentary due to its technical aspects. The camera work is crisp and smooth, acting as Walters’ eye as he visually analyzes Danny’s behavior. Information is also presented in a nice way through the use of cassette recordings with particular bits of interview dialogue that keep everything connected. Still, despite the good ideas and best intentions of Walters, the documentary seems like a project gone wrong to a certain extent. It’s as if he had a different outcome in mind, but Danny Lutz’s personality could not have been predicted. I was really looking forward to this film, but it didn’t meet my expectations.

2.5/5

the-tall-man-917oudut5fl-aa1500-jpg-42e14401e2156823The Tall Man (2012)

In 2008 a little French horror film by the name of Martyrs swept the horror community by storm with its excessively brutal approach to telling a rather eloquent and smart story. The film had the horror community foaming at the mouth for more. In 2012, director Pascal Laugier presented his first English-language film with The Tall Man. Curiosities ran high upon its release, but reviews were not near as glowing as with 2008’s little gem. What went wrong? Is it really so bad? I’d say: no it isn’t that bad at all. However, I can understand why the scoring has been rather low for most reviewers out there. The Tall Man is an example of someone’s debut being “too good”. Everything about it is pretty solid and very much falls into what made Martyrs a really great film. Laugier’s directoral style has not faltered or changed much in any way. Every scene is meticulously shot and moody with a level of grit that sets the tone perfectly. As with MartyrsThe Tall Man is bleak and emotional throughout. Jessica Biel is the film’s lead and did a pretty outstanding job in my opinion. She handled the layered nuances of her character with a sort of intensity and grace I hadn’t expected considering her past performances in the genre. Why then would people be so critical towards the film if so much went well? Although the movie, in most technical cases, is a very good movie, it suffers from a very slow and subtle plot which is rather transparent while also possessing a rather heavily moralistic tone. As black-and-white as it may seem, perhaps the biggest factor that gets the film criticized is that it’s not Martyrs. However, if you strip away expectations of an emotionally and visually brutal film in the vein of Martyrs there’s still a lot to like about The Tall Man.

3.5/5

warmbodies121212124Warm Bodies (2013)

If you were to take Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, cut them into pieces, and have them tell a few jokes: you’d have Jonathan Levine’s Warm Bodies. Now that combination might not sound very appealing, but the result is actually quite charming. The story is fairly simple: boy dies, boy resurrects  boy meets girl, girl screams, boy falls in love, girl is dragged into a very strange and disturbing relationship. At its core Warm Bodies is a very sweet and quirky romantic comedy. Ok, so it has zombies in it, but that really is secondary to the film’s plot. If you go into the film expecting another Shaun of the Dead you’d be sadly mistaken. Instead it plays out more like a (rather good) romantic comedy with a bit more groaning and shuffling than usual. The dialogue is snappy, the scenarios possess an appropriate mix of zombie action and cute comedy, and the cast is fairly solid throughout. Leading man Nicholas Hoult steals the show as zombie, R. Hoult has gone on record saying that he decided not to blink throughout the entire shoot in order to add a level of deadness to the character. This was a pretty good call. Sadly, the way in which the film’s main development arises is rather unclear due to Hoult’s mannerisms not being quite zombie enough for me. If there had been a longer time of seeing Hoult as a shambling corpse instead of a cute and slightly odd type of zombie, I would have likely enjoyed the film more. That’s not to say it’s not enjoyable. The camera work is nicely done, the soundtrack is top notch, and the humor is solid. I just prefer more Zom than Rom in my Com.

3/5

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Saturday was the big day for me. I had been waiting in anticipation of that night for at least 4 months. Every year on the Saturday night of the Imagine Festival one of the oldest theaters in the Netherlands (Pathe Tuschinski) hosts the Night of Terror. Four films, one night, lots of shouting. The whole purpose of the event is to check out some of the most anticipated horror films with a massive crowd of around 500 people…and shout horrible obscenities at the screen. Those creative souls who think up the best comments during a scene get the grand prize of applause and admiration from their peers.This is my second time at the event, and hopes were high after experiencing a fantastic run last year. Did this year deliver? Well here’s my review of three of the four films of the night (last film was at 6:00 am…no thank you) and their annual Scream Queen contest:

Stitches-2012-Movie-Poster-600x888Stitches (2012)

Irish gore fest and clown fetish film, Stitches started the night off at around midnight. The audience was in full swing, shouting vile adjectives at one another. Then, the room went dark and the curtains pulled back revealing a grand white screen. For the next two hours I relied on Dutch subtitles at the bottom of the screen to understand what was going on, because instead of shouting things at well timed situations the crowd decided to just shout any and every curse word they had in their arsenal throughout the entire film. Don’t worry, though. That didn’t really take away from the film much. Unfortunately, that’s not due to the film being so good it worked without audio. On the contrary. Stitches is a downright mess of a movie. The camera work was poor all around, the acting wavered between laughably bad and boring, and the effects came across like test videos. There was very little care or heart put into the film and frankly, there were hardly any honestly humorous moments to speak of. Stitches had a lot of potential, but it failed to use any of it. It’s a sad state of affairs when your flimsy “teenage hormones drama” plot is more interesting than your horror film. Perhaps my tastes are just different than the majority. I’ve heard good things about Stitches. Sadly I didn’t find any of them in my screening.

1.5/5

Scream Queen contest

After Stitches rounded off and left quite a few of us frustrated for something better, the crowd was given a nice break for toilet and concession stand visits. They were also given the opportunity to sign up for and participate in the Scream Queen contest. The contest, named in such a way as it was previously exclusive to the female members (that is no longer the case), is very simple to be a part of. You need to jump on stage, act startled by the presence of some evil force, scream, and die. You can be as over the top or subtle as you like. As long as you stick by those three guidelines, you have a chance of winning some awesome DVD sets (David Lynch collection this year!). Well, somehow this year’s audience managed to not understand those simple guidelines. The performances went from bad to worse, with every guy that participated ending up either showing off their death metal grunts or simply standing on the stage like a golden god. That’s right, there were many small penises in the room. The three eventual winners–to their credit–actually followed the rules. Unfortunately, even the winning performance was mediocre and would warrant a third place award at best normally. Alas, better luck next year.

The-Last-Exorcism-2The Last Exorcism Part II (2013)

Before diving into this one, I need to say that (apart from the crazy ending) I quite liked the first Last Exorcism quite a bit. The found footage angle was implemented fairly well with a rather original protagonist. The format really added something to the story. Sadly I think it would have helped Part II as well. The film follows the development of Nell (Ashley Bell)–the possessed girl from the first film–as she copes with the events of the first film. The idea has been done countless of times with horror movie sequels where the villain survives. For a while it seems everything will be OK and that God has finally reentered Nell’s life. Naturally, things go horribly wrong and Nell slips back into very familiar patterns. The Last Exorcism Part II isn’t a terrible film, but it’s really not a commendable one either. Filled with stereotypical horror tropes and relying primarily on jump scares the film just seems to go through the motions. In fact, as I caught this one at around 2:00 am, I found myself easily nodding off and not startling awake during the jump scares. They were ineffective and just loud. Still, the camera work is rather pristine with deep blacks and raging colors during more intense sequences. Although I wouldn’t suggest this film to anyone, I certainly wouldn’t tell anyone to avoid it. Just avoid seeing it at 2:00 am in a room with bloodthirsty horror fiends who–for the second time that night–failed to get their fix.

2/5

evil-dead-remakeEvil Dead (2013)

The audience disbanded for the second time that night in order to freshen up, wake up, and man up for the next presentation. Finally it was time to unveil the pulsing and maggot covered gem: Fede Alvarez’s Evil Dead remake. Anticipation ran high and the energy through the audience surged. I was near the point of bouncing in my seat, as this was the film that got my ass in there for this year’s event to begin with. Again our host stepped on the stage to announce the film with a special surprise beforehand: a personal Tweet from “the Chin” himself, Bruce Campbell. When asked if he had anything he wanted to say to the Amsterdam audience, his response was, “I hope they enjoy the film as much as I enjoyed that city!” After a resounding roar from the audience, the curtains pulled back…and the nightmare began. And what a wonderfully delicious nightmare it was. This is not the Deadite film you remember, and yet there’s an inkling of the original winked and nodded at throughout. The slapstick has been replaced with over-the-top gore and brutal Deadite tongue lashings. Jane Levy’s performance as possessed Mia is nothing short of “Evil”. Her shrieks, laughter, and verbal assault added a wonderful onslaught of punishment throughout the already gruesome events. If ever there were a film that was designed as a right of passage for horror gore fans, this is it. I’ve seen dismemberment in as many ways as my imagination allows and I still had trouble keeping my eyes on the screen at times. Alvarez’s promise of lingering just a little too long on the pain is delivered in spades. Right when you get uncomfortable with the image it simply shows you the carnage from a different angle. For those who prefer the lighter side of the original franchise and need a massive dose of Chin, this one won’t please you. Frankly, you’ll never be pleased in that regard. This is clearly a completely different take on a familiar idea, and in my opinion it’s a very admirable take. Everyone in the audience ended roaring and applauding seemingly every few minutes. Also, it warranted the highlight comment of the night upon some amazing dismemberment, “Oh come on…she’s unarmed!” If you can get passed the Remake Blues, Evil Dead is a joy of horror brutality to behold.

4/5

Unfortunately I was in the process of becoming a zombie in the same fashion of Warm Bodies‘ R by the time the fourth film, Sawney: Flesh of Man began. So, I made my way home with a smile and new found energy. With a pep in my step, I stepped into the shadows of the early morning to rest for more movie madness on Monday.

Monday, April 15, 2012

Sunday seems like a strange blur to me as I spent most of the day sleeping off the Night of Terror. Luckily most of the films that day were either repeats from earlier in the week or were to be repeated on Monday. On Monday I hopped back into the train, got on a ferry, and went to the EYE one final time before normal life would grab me by the throat once again. My last day was a very conflicting day full of surprises and let downs. As was standard for me this whole festival, I managed to catch three films–including a surprise film no one could have predicted.

88c96b64a15b90742bb1ea223ece1196Ghost Graduation [Promoción fantasma] (2012)

I had heard about this little film since it first premiered earlier during the festival. For a good three days it was at the top of the festival’s public award–titled the Silver Scream Award. With one last screening available, I just had to see if it was worth the praise…plus I was bitter that Byzantium was nowhere near the top of the light anymore. Well color me pleasantly surprised when I sat down and had a blast for the next 88 minutes. Ghost Graduation is a fun slice of Spanish cinema that hearkens back to 80s comedy aesthetics. The film revolves around Modesto (Raúl Arévalo), a high school teacher with a very familiar ability–he can see ghosts. After being fired from 7 schools for just being plain too weird, Modesto applies for a school that will change his life forever. The school is inhabited by the spirits of a rag-tag group of students who died during a dance in 80s. From there on the film jumps into wonderful 80s comedy territory. I felt a deep nostalgia bringing me back to old John Hughes films. In fact, there were even some direct references to The Breakfast Club that were really nice to see. The humor was great and quirky throughout, as well. Add to that a strong 80s-centric soundtrack and the fact that my screening was presented in good old fashioned 35mm, and you have a great piece of retro film that pokes fun at and celebrates the time period with joy.

4/5

the-abcs-of-death-dvd-cover-94The ABC’s of Death (2012)

Here’s another one I was really looking forward to. Not only am I fan of quite a few of the directors that made a short for ABC’s, but I had the pleasure of working with one of the actresses, Lucy Clements, over the course of summer 2012. Thankfully, with the exception of one short, my expectations from my favorite directors and my colleague worked out well. Unfortunately, they were among a very few that managed to do so. The major issue I had with ABC’s was there seemed to be no real guidance or purpose outside of the film’s title. Yes there were 26 shorts by 26 directors, and yes they all represented how one could die according to the alphabet. Sadly a lot of directors took the micro-budget of $5,000 as meaning “indie” or “basic”. Even Ti West managed to present a very unattractive and uninteresting short that should not have taken up the entire budget, which pains me because West is one of my current favorites in the horror genre. The shorts that stood out for me were D, I, S, and Q. I won’t spoil what the letters stand for, because they give away the plot of the short a bit. With perhaps some proper focus on a coherent connection between the shorts and some regulations on how the films should be presented ABC’s would have been as grand as we had all hoped. Shame that didn’t happen, though.

2.5/5

Surprise Film

Every year at Imagine they host a very special screening of a surprise, one-time-only film. This year there was a lot of speculation as to what it could be. I was hoping for a special presentation of either Stoker or The Lords of Salem. My brain was shattered and spirits dropped when they announced on the Facebook page that the film was a comic book adaptation. This got speculations running higher than ever. Was it Iron Man 3Kick-Ass 2Man of Steel? What could it be? Well, when we were handed some 3D glasses upon entering the cinema it narrowed down our list. And yet, still no one could have seen the eventual reveal coming.

hbHellbenders (2012)

Wait what? That was what everyone in the cinema thought as well. You see, Hellbenders is based off of a graphic novel by J.T. Petty…who also wrote and directed the film. OK, so we were tossed a rather wide curve-ball here. Was it worth it? I’m not exactly sure, to be honest. On the one hand it had the audience chortling quite often with its snappy dialogue and outrageous situations. On the other hand it was needlessly presented in 3D (not a single moment called for the format) and the acting was all over the place. The idea is simple and amusing enough: a particular parish of the Catholic Church (the Augustine Interfaith Order of Hellbound Saints) is decreed with the task of sinning as much as possible in order to have a special back up plan against powerful demons. If the demons cannot be banished, they allow their impure souls to be possessed by the them and commit suicide to send both souls straight back to Hell. The premise allows for some great chains of curse words and perverse original sins to be created. Sadly it doesn’t all add up very well. The effects are “OK”, but the camera work comes across rather amateur, as does a lot of the acting. The story is also pumped full of back story that works in a graphic novel, but really weighs down a film like this. At the end of the day, the horror elements could have been stronger and the gags funnier. The film kept weakly balancing between melodrama and dark comedy. One or the other would have been nice, but not both. Like most films in its position, Hellbenders houses a good idea but fails to present it in a satisfactory way.

2/5

 

photoAnd there you have it! That was a full recap of my Amsterdam adventure into the Imagine nation. I saw a whole buttload of films. Some I loved, others I loathed. There were still many more I would have liked to have seen–namely the remake of Maniac and Kiss of the Damned. Despite the set backs experienced during the festival I still find myself sad that it is all over and I can’t wait for the spring of 2014 to roll around to get a good look at what they have to offer.

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(AIFF) Imagine a Film Festival in ‘Byzantium’ (2013)

April 11, 2013 in Blogs, Chandler Bullock, Exclusives, Movie Reviews, Movies

 

imagine2013_poster1_webOne of the greatest privileges of working for a company like Horror-fix is direct access to some of the most interesting events in the world. This time I had the pleasure of snagging a press pass for the annual and off-the-wall Imagine: Amsterdam International Fantastic Film Festival. The Imagine Festival is the home of international and national cinematic treats in the science-fiction, fantasy, anime, thriller, and (of course) horror genres. This year they’ve found themselves a new home at the all new, all amazing EYE Film Museum. Well, since I don’t live in Amsterdam I sadly won’t be able to cover every goody they offer this year, but I’m going to slip by as much as I can until the 17th to bring the biggest and best highlights. This article will serve as a dual article, both covering the festival in general and providing the first festival-related review.

 

My cinematic adventure began Tuesday–the second day of the festival (thankfully and yet regrettably I have only missed one film on opening day…that film was Danny Boyle’s Trance)–and man, oh man, what a day. Not only did I manage to slip into three superb pieces of cinema (all three of which will receive full coverage shortly), I also scored a spot in a masterclass Q&A session with the ever amazing Neil Jordan (director: Interview With a VampireThe Crying GameByzantium). The masterclass opened up a lot of insights into Jordan’s past as a small town Irish boy in the mid-50s and late-60s (such as only being allowed to watch sci-fi, western, and horror films). Jordan also detailed some of the behind-the-scenes dealings during his earlier career. Sadly, my recording device was fairly low on battery at the time and I was unable to record it for you. If it is ever placed on Youtube I will certainly update this spot with the video.

 

After a very charming and intriguing Q&A (I always love it when the audience asks more pretentious and detailed questions than the official interviewer), we were temporarily disband in order to set the room up for a special screening of Jordan’s latest work, Byzantium, with an introduction from Jordan himself. Now for the second part of this article: the review of Byzantium.

Byzantium-PosterByzantium continues the trend of vampire films, but without ever actually continuing any sort of trends. Starring Gemma Arterton (Hansel & Gretel: Witch HuntersThe Disappearance of Alice Creed) and Saorise Ronan (HannaThe Lovely BonesThe Host), Byzantium follows the lives of undead mother/daughter duo Clara (Arterton) and Eleanor Webb (Ronan) as they flee from a mysterious group of men in modern day England. It all sounds fairly simple when put on paper, but make no mistakes, Byzantium is a wonderfully complex and poetic tale of love, death, and lies.

The film opens with a punchy sequence that showcases the two-sided coin the rest of the film provides. We open to Eleanor’s sing-songy voice describing the nature of stories and the secrets they had as the image shows her scrawling her story in a notebook. The scene then takes shape through inter-cuts between Eleanor’s melancholic meeting with an elderly man and the feverishly sexy chase scene mother Clara undergoes. Eleanor’s portion of the segment is somber and soothingly calm, while Clara’s is brutal, fast paced, and unforgivingly violent. It all comes together with Eleanor providing peace to the old man–and introducing how vampires in this world feed–and Clara swiftly decapitating her pursuer with a laundry cable. The two characters are instantly juxtaposed and contrasted as Yin and Yang, and they stay that way to the very end of the film. Eleanor is an old soul in a young body, while Clara is an animalistic force of nature.

Naturally, beheading someone in their apartment proves to be a very bad idea and the two women end up on the run, which brings them to meet an array of colorful characters and sets the stage for the next two hours. Byzantium balances a fine line between horror and romance that is at times so real you might forget that writer Moira Buffini (Jane Eyre) has tactically broken just about 98% of vampire lore. The characters of Clara and Eleanor thrive on such human necessities that their supernatural nature never once clouds them or places them in a stereotypical vampire position. Furthermore, the oddball “love” story that develops between Eleanor and weird-boy Frank (Caleb Landry Jones) is subtle enough to separate it from the current teenage romance trend started by stories such as Twilight. The bond between the two is understandably necessary for both characters and develops in an oddly realistic fashion. Despite the betrayal of most vampire lore, some of the classic details of vampirism are still present, which adds a very welcome balance for the characters. It goes to show that all lore is fiction and–like all fiction–all lore is easily adjusted to present a different side of the same coin.byzantium_-_1_cataI’ll be honest, I have never been a big fan of Saorise Ronan’s work. I was one of the few people on this planet that deeply disliked The Lovely Bones, and it was primarily to do with Ronan’s whimsical narration throughout. However, Byzantium has proven to me yet again that sometimes it is really necessary to blame the director instead of the actors. Ronan’s portrayal of Eleanor Webb is the film’s heart and soul. You can feel her internal sorrow with every word she speaks, and you experience her deep concerns about life and secrets through her outstanding expressions. Neil Jordan has put Ronan in a very similar position as The Lovely Bones, but removed any cheese that may have formed. I felt for Eleanor, I went along in her stories, and most important of all I believed her. Ronan and Jordan have crafted such an honestly human depiction of what vampirism could and perhaps would mean to those that have undergone the transformation. It’s this dedication to all of the characters in the film that puts Byzantium right next to Interview With a Vampire where quality and character development are concerned. In fact, even with the obvious changes in vampire lore, aesthetically speaking, one could easily toss Eleanor Webb into old New Orleans to battle wits with Tom Cruise’s Lestat and nothing would feel out of place.

This is not to say that Byzantium is “more of the same”. Quite on the contrary. Rather than being a repeat of past endeavors, Byzantium feels more like Interview With a Vampire for the modern day and the modern audience. If you enjoy storytelling as an artform, vampires in general, or simply Gemma Arterton’s backside this film has what you’re looking for in spades.

Byzantium is currently making its rounds through the festival circuits. So, if you find a screening near you, I’d highly suggest you get out there and check out. It is currently leading the ratings of the Imagine Festival with an audience rating of 8/10.

My score?

Byzantium hits US theaters on June 28, 2013 and UK theaters on May 31, 2013. It can still be seen at the Imagine Festival in Amsterdam’s EYE Museum on Sunday the 14th at 8:05 pm and Wednesday the 17th at 4:30 pm. If you’re in the area I’d highly suggest you swing by!

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Review – Citizen Brick’s Zombie Hunting Enthusiast minifig

April 4, 2013 in Exclusives

minifigIf you’re tired of not getting those awesome horror legos because the company simply doesn’t like the occasional bloody brick, well…wait no longer! Custom Lego minifig maker Citizen Brick is servin’ up their Zombie Hunting Enthusiast.. and yes, it even has a poncho. Watch our official HorrorFix review below and don’t forget to head over to the Citizen Brick website to get yours today!

Chernobyl Diaries

April 3, 2013 in Buck, Movie Reviews, Movies

Chernobyl DiariesChernobyl-Diaries-poster

Year: 2012

Genre: Horror

Runtime: 86mins

Rating: R

IMDB Score: 5.1/10 (14,100+ users)

Director(s): Bradley Parker

Writer(s): Oren Peli, Carey Van Dyke & Shane Van Dyke

 

Plot/Synopsis:

Six tourists hire an extreme tour guide who takes them to the abandoned city Pripyat, the former home to the workers of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor. During their exploration, they soon discover they are not alone.

 

Forethought(s):

I don’t really know much about this movie. I think it’s a zombie movie but may be just a monster movie. little kid

 

Fun Fact/Trivia:

There is nothing fun about the the following fact. In April of 1986 the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant released large quantities of contamination into the atmosphere making it 1 of only 2 level 7 accidents. The land won’t be safe to live in for about 20k years or so.

Stars of the movie: Jesse McCartheny,Jonathan Sadowskil and Olivia Dudley.

The Breakdown:

I’m trying rally hard to figure out why this is called a horror movie;I do see elements of horror but not enough to call this a horror flick. I think this one should be classified as a suspense thriller. Yeah,there’s more suspense than there is horror.

 The Group

So what are some of the horror elements? An eerie quite just before something happens and then LOUD SOUNDS. Beyond that maybe some of the music but not much. There’s a little blood but I’ve seen more in an episode of Rookie Blue so that doesn’t really count.

Let me save a bunch of you 86 minutes of your life. This is not a monster movie,this is not a zombie movie,this is the humans are mutated due to radiation and seem to be super strong,super fast and super crazy type of movie. I think I would have found the movie more entertaining if we actually saw the humans for more than just a few seconds at a time,if that. We also don’t see any killings so that’s another reason why it’s not really a horror flick.

Best line/exchange in the movie:

Something about dick sucking a midget on horseback… OK that’s a lie. There is no best line in this flick. In fact most of the dialogue is forgettable.

The Verdict:

I watched this movie just mere hours ago and I’m having a hard time finding anything to say about it. That should be an indicator.

I give this movie 3 time wasters out of 5.

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The Devil’s Tree – Another Interesting KickStarter “could-be”

March 18, 2013 in On The Web

Kickstarter seems to be fueling even the most talented of filmmakers and f/x artists to bring their best gueriila a-game and get out there and make an indie film. The Devil‘s Tree seems to have more alumni IMDB alumni than you can shake a stick out. Why not throw a dollar or two at it?

Check out all the details here!

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